Posted by
Skiddles on Friday, September 21, 2007 9:43:41 PM
In a surprising move Hillary Clinton
today announced that given so many Americans can not afford to “bear
arms” as is their constitutional right, a new tax will be levied
against those who do not do enough to defend their fellow citizens,
when they clearly have the means to do so. The tax will be based on a
percentage of assets, commonly referred to as “ill-gotten gains”
and would apply to those who seek to undermine the right to bear
arms.
Ms. Clinton acknowledged that since her
allegedly rapist husband has done as much as anyone to destroy
citizens second amendment rights she and President Clinton would
contribute the proceeds of all future book sales to providing assault
rifles and .40 caliber handguns to any and all who ask. Initially,
only citizens and legal residents will be able to obtain the “Free”
weapons but, Ms. Clinton could see a time when “having proof of
ownership of a weapon as a requirement to obtain an interview for
employment” and be extended to include illegal immigrants.
Other well know individuals who have
been targeted, um, identified as subject to the new tax are the
Kennedys, the Kerry-Heinz' all Senate Democrats, and UC Berkley
professors. Since Al Gore has such success terrorizing elementary
school students he will be taxed to the tune of 100million Euros, an
Oscar, and an Emmy.
Another surprise is that Ms. Clinton
has appointed pundits Ann Coulter and Mike Adams co-collectors of
this new tax.
Ms. Clinton launched this program under
the title “Because I Can”